I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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