oh god the rape fog is back!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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