My friends, they love my intelligence
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
