And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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