U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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