his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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