I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
