Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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