We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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