I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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