How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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