When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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