i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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