Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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