my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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