Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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