i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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