I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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