kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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