question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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