i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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