Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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