goodnight i made you a song goodbye
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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