why didn't you poke me back
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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