what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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