I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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