wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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