considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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