doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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