the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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