I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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