he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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