garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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