don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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