He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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