Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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