i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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