there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Well I just put wine in my tea
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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