Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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