He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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