Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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