Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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