Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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