He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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