make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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