i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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