this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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