he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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