I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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