So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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