i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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