I seem to have left my pride at pride
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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