What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
the raccoons are back...
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