Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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